John doesn’t like the idea, of giving the bag back and letting Bret hit him, as he’s a professional and doesn’t do “pro bono ” work. Jemaine agrees, but decides to enlist the help of an old friend with mugging experience, John, from series one episode three ( Mugging). They manage to get the name of the girl – Savannah – her address and find out that she has an outstanding utility bill.īret convinces Jemaine to pretend to mug Savannah so that Bret can stop him and look like a hero, something he’s seen in a sitcom. Not surprisingly, Mel is rather good at this kind of thing. In an attempt to get information on the girl, Bret goes through her rubbish with Mel, Jemaine and Doug. Bret makes the excuse that it’s an old iPod and buys some more fish. Bret gets such stellar advice as: “Tell her you’re freaky!”Sadly though, there’s no ear piece so the girl in the budget zoo can hear everything that’s being said. It turns out that 95% of the song was made up and that Bret actually just noticed a girl at the budget zoo (pet store) and, being unable to speak to her, he bought several goldfish.īret enters the budget zoo again, this time wearing a kilt and with Dave and Jemaine feeding him advice through a walkie-talkie whilst they’re hiding in a car outside. He sings of a girl he met that day and Jemaine chips in with occasional comments. Bret picks up a guitar and launches into a song about his day, that’s similar to Peter Sarstead’s Where Do You Go To My Lovely (as heard in Hotel Chevalier, the short film before The Darjeeling Limited). The episode begins with Bret entering the apartment, having been gone for ages whilst Jemaine was waiting for him to bring back bread so he could have a sandwich. I’ll take a cup and then I’ll put it on my head, and then be freaky with a cup on my head. You can act like you don’t even know babe.
I’ll step outside on the ledge and push my ass against the glass. Oooh and ? I’ll take your body and cover it honey, then stick some money to the honey, now you’re covered in money, honey. ‘Let’s take a photo of a goat and then float in a boat.